How Old Are You?

No wait, I can asnwer that one.
Wait for it ....

'Two'

Really, straight up, in English, comprehensible and everything.
If pushed I can do right through to ten, but 'two' is a particular favourite. I can recognise it and answer that all important question. Augures well for ability to sweet-talk my way into PG-13 rated films next year.

And being two means a buch of stuff, piccies of the party to come, but here is me on a trip to buy my school uniform - at Harrods, noch! - and a picture of some wild and terrifying creature at the Zoo.