How is this Doodle Different From All Other Doodles

All other doodles eat mtzavh. This doodle puts it on his head.

All other doodles have proper grape juice. This doodle only gets the stuffed toy version

All other doodles get to say the manish tana, if they’ve been practicing. This doodle got packed off to bed before the Seder even started – rotten parents.

All other doodles like matzah with chocolate spread and – how bizarre is this – this doodle likes it too!